The PBBBS Societal Potential Realization Kits

rofessor Bikey Bike's Bike Shop is now offering several different Societal Potential Realization kits, in all sizes and for all scopes.

Start your collection with the Basic Functional Society Kit. The BFS kit includes everything you need to build the most basic functioning society, whether it be for the entirety of the human race, a Society of Gardeners for a Better Space Program*, a Society of Mice Diamond Miners, or a liver cell.

Once you have firmly established a Basic Functioning Society, it may be of interest for some to expand the potential of their very basic society. For those ambitious types out there, PBBBS offers the Slightly Better than Bottom Rung Society Kit. The SBBRS kit includes everything necessary to take your Basic Funtional Society to the next level.

After building a one-up-from-the-bottom society (this would be along the lines of a society comparable to that found in the nation state known as the US of A**), you are perhaps ready to use the Bare Minimum for a Human Society Kit. The BMHS kit includes the basic tools required to complete a society that meets basic human needs for survival.

[there is more coming soon. keep your pants on chief]

*You can't actually start this society, it was already started by a group of gardeners in a small suburb outside of Houston, using our BFS kit.

** Unfortunatly, the society found in the US of A was built without the aid of a PBBBS SBBRS kit, and thus functions well below the standards that we at PBBBS believe necessary for a society of this ranking. For more information on methods used in the construction of this society, consult the comprehensive texts on the subject: An Introduction to the Conspiracy of Idiots by Horbin Stote or Pandering to the Lowest Common Denominator by Neville Spolk.