Professor Bikey Bike's Bike Shop

Then you need Professor Bikey Bike's Bike Shop Wrenchy Wrenching Kit for taking the power back. Smash the State in style, and with maximum smashing efficiency.

The PBBBSWWK includes, but is in no way limited to, the following:

• A Big Tuba
• A small envelope filled with goodness and instructions
• A huge wrench for wonkin' and wangin' on things
• A spiking kit for spiking your favorite forest and/or logging road
• Some sort of Drill
• A Basic Counting Lesson for teaching the ranks of morons how to count Votes in a Democracy
• A magnifying glass with which to better examine 'the media'
• Pots and Pans
• Caltrops
• Custom doohickeys for various nefarious activities
• The PBBBS Cook Book for a Better World (including recipes for our now famous Cupcakes of Justice, Wedding Cakes of Retribution, Pies of Dissent, and our Leader Bean Stew)
• A fat black pen for marking suckers
• String
• Poo Stix ™

If smashing isn't your style, then Professor Bikey Bike's Bike Shop proudly offers a Home Democracy Kit, as well as entry level Societal Potential Realization Kits.