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Nike Sweatshops
So join the struggle while you may, the Revolution is just a T-shirt away—Billy Bragg
Always fashionable the original sweatshops t-shirt lets you stick it to the man one slogan at a time.
"Nike is a company of people who are passionate about sports and who love to compete. We are also a company of people rooted in our responsibility to be good corporate citizens..." -Philip Knight, NIKE CEO
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or years, Nike has been hammering out the truths of the universe in T-shirt format. Who hasn't been terrified, staring into the eyes of a jock with a neck bigger than a toilet bowl, sporting the logo and one of several mantra of the Nike corporation. In true revolutionary form, from high-school football revivalists, to walleyed track fans, from sanitation workers to veterinarians, from seniors in college to seniors in traction, Nike knows what's up. With these basic truths of the Universe etched into cotton T-shirts, Nike has initiated a hostile take-over of society. The truths? Glaring words like "football," "soccer," even "baseball!" and the most galling thing? They are written in non-conformist lower case lettering, to give the person or persons sporting said T-shirt, the idea that they are a revolutionary...and they just may be.
Regardless of the revolutionary traits of Nike Brand product wearers, in the Me Too Spirit of capitalism, Professor Bikey Bike has found, like the elusive Ether, the so-called Zeroeth Truth. For if baseball and soccer are truly the laws by which the Universe functions, then the Zeroeth Law must apply.
What is this Zeroeth Law I can hear several of you asking?
Well, for a limited time (that time being measured by the time it takes Nike to sue us, or the government to manhandle us in some other fashion), the Professor is making this Zeroeth Law available on T-shirts, so that you too, can compete in the competitive world of fashion. That law? SWEATSHOPS. (Note: so we don't get sued, the lettering is in non-conformist capital letters) Complete with a certain company's so-called sploooooosh logo (although the Professor is fairly certain that it is a check mark for marking suckers), and the simple word "SWEATSHOPS" you can stick it to the man in style.
We were swamped, so shirts aren't currently available. Sorry. Check back later...
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Daily Cupcake 'O Justice
But it was impossible to save the Great Republic. She was rotten to the heart. Lust of conquest had long ago done its work; trampling upon the helpless abroad had taught her, by a natural process, to endure with apathy the like at home; multitudes who had applauded the crushing of other people's liberties, lived to suffer for their mistake in their own persons. The government was irrevocably in the hands of the prodigiously rich and their hangers-on; the suffrage was become a mere machine, which they used as they chose. There was no principle but commercialism, no patriotism but of the pocket.
Douchebagism
I for one am quite appalled at the ridiculous poll that is to the left of this typing area. If I wasnt such a douchebag, I might actually do something rational about said poll. Fortunately for you quriky characters, I'm simply going to cut my feet off. Good day.